Top Gear: Jeremy Clarkson

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FÅTT TYN: Jeremy Clarkson har fått mye tyn for ting han har sagt.

FÅTT TYN: Jeremy Clarkson har fått mye tyn for ting han har sagt. Foto: FOTO: BBC

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Jeremy Clarkson sier mye som er både rart, upassende og ufattelig morsomt på samme tid.

Vi har samlet sammen noen godbiter fra hans årelange Top Gear-karriere:

- I'm sorry, but having a DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

- Koenigsegg are saying that the CCX is more comfortable. More comfortable than what? BEING STABBED?

- This is the Renault Espace, probably the best of the people carriers. Not that that's much to shout about. That' s like saying 'Ooh good I've got syphilis, the BEST of the sexually transmitted diseases.'

- I don't understand bus lanes. Why do poor people have to get to places quicker than I do?

- Sure it's quiet, for a diesel. But that's like being well-behaved... for a murderer.

- Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary... That's what gets you.

- Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear, I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would. One day, it would pull your head off.

- What Overfinch did with the old Range Rover was replace the 4.6 Litre Engine with a 5.7 Litre V8 from a Corvette. And thats fine in a car which weighs nearly 2 tonnes...If your name is BP Esso McShell.

- Whenever I'm suffering from Insomnia, I just look at a picture of a Toyota Camry and I'm straight off.

- Om Corvette Z06: In many ways then this car is like herpes. Great fun catching it but not so much fun live with every day.

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