Denne saken vil gi deg høyere selvtillit
... med mindre du heter Espen. Eller William. Eller Oscar.
En ny tjeneste for å finne betydningen av navnet ditt er i ferd med å ta av på Facebook denne uken. Dessverre har de ikke lagt sjelen sin i det, fordi de samme beskrivelsene brukes på mange navn.
Skal man derimot finne ut hva navn virkelig betyr, så er det bare én tjeneste som betyr noe: Urban Dictionary - en tjeneste som kan dette med å massere ditt ego.
Tjenestens fortreffelighet bevises blant annet av hva den forteller om Magnus:
«Fucking most awesome name in the world. If you are so lucky to have this name, you should be a celebrity becouse of it. all Magnus's are supreme beings and they kick all other's asses».
Vi slo opp de vanligste guttenavnene blant Side3s målgruppe, slik at også dere lesere kan føle dere litt bedre i dag. Les videre for å finne ut hva ditt navn representerer for folk flest utenfor Skandinavia.
Men stopp her om du er så uheldig å hete Espen. Eller Emil. Eller Oscar.
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LARS
Side3s redaktør insisterer på å komme høyt opp på listen, fordi han er ganske høy på seg selv:
«Girls tend to like Lars. Intelligent and smart, and knows how to use his tools.
Lars is everything a man has ever dreamed about being himself.
Lars is every girls perfect boyfriend.»
Enda mer påfallende blir det:
«Basically a scandinavian (Norwegian, Swedish or Danish) name that means "the God of all puny humans" from norse language. Larrse was a term used by vikings in the dark ages to describe all Gods basically, and is therefor also the considered meaning of it.»
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ANDERS
Å hete Anders er faktisk hakket bedre enn å hete Lars.
«In Scandinavia, Being Anders, means to be the best of the best. Next in line of Best-ness is being Lars.»
Og det blir bedre:
«synonym for the adjective 'epic'».
Eksempel på bruk:
«Hey, did you see Transformers?»
"Yeah! good story, awesome effects-- totally anders!»
ADRIAN
«God of sexonia, has the physical features of hercules + ron jeremys penis times a million suns, best harmonicists/drummer in the known universe and quite possibly ur pants, can make any girl orgas-maplode into sunshine (no fat chicks)»
... og ikke nok med det:
«A hot ass guy that is strong and smart. Trys everything to keep a relationship from failing and is good when it comes to listening and talking (not to girls). Also know best for his abilities and experience in bed. A great friend and the best boyfriend to be with. On the other hand not the best person to mess with because he can fight. Adrian for some reason cannot hold a grudge for little things, but can and will not let it go if it horible. Even if he says he got over it (he really didn't).»
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MORTEN
«A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".»
«Morten can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).»
Urban Dictionary kommer også med et eksempel på bruken av orden «Morten» det er verdt å ta med:
«Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten.»
JAN
«Someone with and incredibly enormous penis. This person is usually good at most things and is smart. He is totally rad when it comes to chicks.»
Eksempel på bruk:
«Did you see that jan making out with her, she's so lucky.»
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GEIR
«The most fantastic and amazing kind of person to ever exist. Extremely smart and witty, and all around charming to interact with, Geir is most definitely the top choice in lifelong happiness for all seeking such a thing.»
«With an endless amount of talent overflowing from a brain so amazing that all else seems dimwitted in comparison, Geir is the epitome of perfection and will attract the love an attention from anyting Geir comes in contact with. Men and women swoon for his sexual appeal, but only a lucky few could ever be so blessed as to actually experience such intense amazement!»
Eksempel på bruk:
«Holy crap you are the most Geir. That's so awesome!»
BJØRN
«A Bjørn is a person of unbearable coolness. Not a synonym for god, but a tier higher. A Bjørn usually walks all over Sammys. Also they are adept at musical comprehension and martial arts. Always spelled with a capital letter, to emphasise importance.»
Eksempel på bruk:
En fyr: «Wow, did you see that? Some dude just trod on a Sammy, shredded a wild solo and did Shaolin Mantis Kungfu on some other dude!»
En annen fyr: «It must be a Bjørn»
Men Bjørn er ikke like populært i alle sammenhenger. Avhengig av hvem du spør, kan du Bjørn også oppfattes slik:
«Worlds most geeky person of all time.»
«People who starts to cry over nothing.»
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TROND
«Old norwegian pre-christian (before 1100 a.d.), viking word, now used as a boys name, that means :"The one who is satisfied/pleased about his situation/life"».
Også Trond har flere betydninger.
«A norwegian name from old norse, meaning one who takes a piss when the wind is blowing towards one. also see Noldus.»
STIAN
«Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.»
CHRIS
Partysvenske.
«A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
- Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.»
TERJE
Oi, beklager. Vi skulle kanskje ha advart mot Terje også.
«A Norwegian form for homosexual hip-hop.»
«Can also be used as a name, but that is used as a insult when the parents hate their child.»
Eksempel på bruk:
«Hello, I hate you my son. I'll call you terje!»
«Come on guys, lets dance som Terje»
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FRODE
«An arctic fox of perfect proportions and lexicographical genius»
Frode kan imidlertid frembringe noen lattersalver her og der. Ordet brukes også om en spesiell type hårvekst:
«A hairy chode. Forms like an afro or a "fro".»
Og:
«A patch of hair grown directly under the lower lip. A soul patch.»
TOR
«A guy who is smart and has a big penis».
«One sexy hunk of man.»
«4 buckets of pure awesome rolled up into a tasty bite sized homunculus. Looks good in drag. When he opens his mouth, pure clever spews out and penetrates all those who dare oppose him. He is the master of the universe.»
THOMAS
«The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet.»
Eksempel på bruk:
«That blonde hair, green eyed kid over there is such a Thomas, Olivia is so lucky to have him.»
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ESPEN
Ordet Espen er dessverre ikke like tøft som de fleste andre navnene gutter fikk på 70- og 80-tallet.
«To pull an 'Espen' means performing a normal day activity while simultaneously looking like a complete fuckwad.»
Eller:
«An Espen is someone who can't complete the most simple of tasks without looking like a total fuckup. They also might be someone who has an opinion on everything although they have know prior knowledge to the topic. Another reason for calling someone an "Espen" is that they will always do half a job.»
KRISTIAN
«A Kristian is someone who is a bit of a goon and is rather clumsy and will do stupid things like tripping on air and walking into doorframes»
Men på den andre siden:
«But they are also very sweet and caring. Kristians are great boyfriends and you will definitly enjoy the sexy times with a Kris. They kinda smell but it's not too bad, mostly of happiness and childrens smiles.»
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ALEXANDER
«The name for a true gentleman»
Og også:
«Usually a very very very goodlooking straight gentleman that has great taste in women. He has a crazy side to him but only shows it infront of true friends. Has great style, is hilarious, amazing, caring, sweet and will make you smile. You will always have a good time with an Alexander, so if you got a friend named Alexander count yourself one of the luckiest people in the world!»
LUKAS
For tiden er Lukas Norges mest populære navn, og det kan ha noe med beskrivelsen av navnet:
«An extremely handsome man, very intelligent, with an impeccable personality. He's truly a very special guy and once you get to know him, he'll cease to amaze you each day with his rare brilliant heart. Incredibly handsome, sensual, talented and has a deep interest in the universe which'll inspire you to learn too. He'll change your world to make it better. He's always there to lend you strength , hope during hardship. He might not think he's worthy of the world, but truth to be told, he deserves much more, he deserves the universe. An uber funny guy, he will make you laugh with his addictive humour. He loves music and receives peace from lyrics and melodies. His love's incredible. He may not show it, but he is a super loving and passionate person.»
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WILLIAM
Skal vi være brutalt ærlig er William en tøffelhelt:
«The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.»
EMIL
Vi visste faktisk ikke at Emil var ensbetydende med misfoster.
«A man with an extremely large penis(12 inches). He is very confident and walks with a limp.»
OSKAR/OSCAR
Her er det viktig å holde tunga rett i munnen:
«Either the funniest&hottest guy you'll ever know- or a total gayish freak.
It all depends if it's written with a K or a C.»
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