Trebarnsfar ble nettsensasjon med sin komiske annonse for velbrukt barnevogn

(SIDE2): Joel Andresier (39), en trebarnsfar fra Southampton, har blitt en nettsensasjon etter at en la ut en litt annerledes salgsannonse for en brukt barnevogn på eBay.

Han skriver i annonseteksten at han aldri ønsket seg barn, og at barnevognen har blitt symbolet på det han hater med å være en familiemann.

Den grønne barnevognen leveres komplett med flekker av spy og andre kroppsvæsker.

«Jeg har kjøpt biler som har kostet mindre enn denne vognen. Min far kjøpte en gang et hus som kostet mindre enn denne vognen. I løpet av sin levetid har den vært eksponert for alle typer kroppsvæsker som jeg er kjent med, og også flere væsker som kanskje ikke er oppdaget, men som er gulpet opp av mine barn».

Prisen stiger

At vognen ikke akkurat er i topp topp stand kommer tydelig frem på bildene, men det synes selgeren er helt ok, ettersom foreldre som hevder de har plettfrie vogner er «løgnere og svindlere».

Vognen selges gjennom aksjon, og nypris var listet som 400 pund, men nå har annonsen fått så mye oppmerksomhet at gjeldende salgspris er på 154.000 pund, og prisen stiger stadig.

Mens seriøse kjøpere har spurt om ting som reservedeler og tilstand, har andre hengt seg opp i selve annonseteksten.

- Hvis du ikke ønsket deg barn hvorfor har du gjort kona di gravid ikke bare en, men tre ganger?, spør en?

- Fordi kona mi er ganske digg, og jeg finner henne uimotståelig, svarer Andresier.

Kona vil bare få den ut av garasjen

MailOnline har intervjuet kona til Andresier, Susan, som ler av det hele.

- Han skriver ofte morsomme ting, som får meg til å le. Jeg visste ikke at han hadde lagt ut en annonse før en venn viste meg den, og jeg fikk se hvor populær den var blitt. Jeg tenkte ikke så mye over det. Jeg tenkte bare at Joel var sitt vanlige, morsomme selv. Joel synes det hele er ganske komisk, han også, sier hun til avisen.

- Jeg regner ikke meg at vi kommer til å få de pengene som salgsprisen står på nå, så det tenker jeg ikke på. Alt jeg vil er å få den ut av garasjen min, sier hun.

Her kan du lese hele annonseteksten:

Here we have for sale the green monster that can only be Phil and Teds. I shall be glad to see it leave my premises and never return.

This was purchased against my wishes many years ago as I never wanted any children and a buggy signified my wife's intent to have children. We argued much and this buggy signifies everything that ended my happy carefree low cost child free life.

This buggy clearly meant she intended to have not just one but multiple children and the extortionate price of this buggy will stay imprinted on my brain till the day I die. I have bought cars that cost less than this buggy. My dad once bought a house that cost less than this buggy.

Anyway as you can tell I hate the buggy. I now have three children, and a Labrador and am forced to endure the school run where women I don't know try and discuss the price of Center Parcs holidays, and the benefits of the micro over the mini micro scooter. To summarise my life is over and this green albatross needs to go round some other poor sod's neck.

On the positive none of my three children were stupidly fat, but it's been driven by my wife a lot so not all good. During its lifetime it's had pretty much every bodily fluid known to science, and several that have yet to be discovered, chucked over it by my children. It's also absorbed its own weight in Ellas Kitchen meals and mud.

I have tried to maintain this item as best I could and the wheels were filled with green slime to prevent punctures, and WD40 has been used with gusto on the relevant parts. It even comes with what I lovingly refer to as the Cinderella attachment for the second child you have but don't love as much as the first. It means they can sit but cant see anything, and have a ride that's about as comfortable as a Ford Model T.

All of my children are now walking (often in completely the wrong direction) but someone else deserves to give this a good home. Over the years I have collected spare bits from other zombified fathers who were once full of life and I will throw these in as well.

According to the other half she has the baby carry item that came with this and the pannier bags (whatever they are) but she never used them and they are immaculate and will be listed when she conquers her fear of heights and gets into the loft.

This buggy has never been used for dog sledding, racing, or buggy bumper cars, although I once used it to concuss a randy Alsatian that tried getting amorous with my lab.

There are many adverts on here for immaculate models and these people are all liars and scoundrels as nothing that comes into contact with a young child is ever immaculate.

So for a starting price of just £9.99 you too can screw up your life. There are programs for those of you who need to recover from drugs or alcohol. Any money generated from this sale will be used to help me recover from children (and probably involve drugs and alchohol)

So spend big - its for a good cause.