9 jenter du bør følge på Twitter
Vi har plukket ut våre Twitter-favoritter, som får oss til å le hver eneste dag!
Twitter er ikke bare et sted folk sitter med nyspisset blyant og venter på å verbalt slakte en artikkel/et TV-program/et radiointervju/en tilfeldig person (stryk det som ikke passer).
Det er også et sted der humoren har utrolig gode vekstvillkår. Blant annet viser etablerte og up-and-coming komikere seg fram, og bruker de 140 tegnene som sin egen stand-up scene.
Vi har plukket ut 9 hysterisk morsomme jenter som får oss til å fnise ukontrollert hver eneste dag, og deler dem selvsagt mer enn gjerne med dere.
Komiker Sarah Silverman:
I just remembered where I hid candy! (hint: it's near my asshole!)
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) 29. mai 2014
(final answer: it's my asshole)
I want a man that loves my boobs but also loves what's INSIDE my boobs
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) 17. april 2014
Skuespiller Lena Dunham:
If anti-stress body wash worked the world would be a veeery different place
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) 23. juni 2014
Getting ready for my best friend's wedding. Potent, emotional, feel someone should make a movie about it. Called "Wedding Of My Best Friend"
— Lena Dunham (@lenadunham) 27. juni 2014
Komiker Lisa Beth Johnson:
Squeeze your butt cheeks together. I just made you squeeze your butt cheeks together with my mind.
— Lisa Beth Johnson (@ladybirdj) 3. april 2014
I almost had a panic attack at the thought of how much dust gets on topless maid boobs.
— Lisa Beth Johnson (@ladybirdj) 20. april 2014
Skuespiller Mae Whitman:
Kunstner og skribent Mary Charlene:
sorry I wore a Hooters shirt to your dad's funeral
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) 29. juni 2014
haha joke's on you, lady. you're walking up to me with an expectant smile on your face, but this Baby Bjorn is full of spiders
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) 8. juni 2014
Komiker Nikki Glaser:
Hey people who post pics of themselves working out to "inspire others", we all know what you're doing.
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) 29. juni 2014
Strange how Justin Bieber's second wife was probably born this year.
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) 23. mai 2014
Komiker Nikki Walter:
Skribent Sarah Beattie:
hey guys on a first date always ask if she likes horses or disney films so you'll know if anal is on the table
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) 20. april 2014