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1. "Some wizards just like to boast that theirs are bigger and better than other people's."
2. "Malfoy was screaming and holding Harry so tightly it hurt."
3. "Well?" Ron said finally, looking up at Harry. "How was it?" Harry considered for a moment. "Wet," he said truthfully.
4. "Harry didn't sleep all night. He could hear Neville sobbing into his pillow for what seemed like hours. Harry couldn't think of anything to say to comfort him. He knew Neville, like himself, was dreading the dawn. What would happen when the rest of Gryffindor found out what they'd done?"
5. ''I dunno," said Harry. "Maybe it's better when you do it yourself, I didn't enjoy it much when Dumbledore took me along for the ride."
6. "An Engorgement Charm, I suppose?" said Hermione, halfway between disapproval and amusement. "Wel, you've done a good job on them." "That's what yer little sister said," said Hagrid, nodding at Ron. "Met her jus' yesterday." Hagrid looked sideways at Harry, his beard twitching.
7. "Tell George not to--OUCH! George, no, there's no room"
8. "Harry could see Draco Malfoy banging his goblet on the table. It was a sickening sight"
   
9. "Rather thicker than one usually sees... quite rigid...ten and a quarter inches."
10. "Tired of walking in on Harry, Hermione and Ron all over the school, Professor McGonagalI had given them permission to use the empty Transfiguration classroom at |unchtimes."
11. "lt’s in fine condition. You treat it regularly? Polished it last night," said Cedric, grinning. Harry looked down at his own wand. He could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it. Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
12. "Mr. Ollivander spent much longer examining Harry's wand than anyone else's"
13. "Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating.
14. Harry, however, had never been less interested in Quidditch; he was rapidly becoming obsessed with Draco Malfoy.
15. "Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wand out as he went; Snape whipped out his own."
16. "We're not going to use magic?" Ron ejaculated loudly.
17. "Why so miserable, Harry?" he said quietly. "You should be very proud of yourself after last night."
18. Instead he contented himself with scrawling a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. Ron read the message, swallowed hard, and looked sideways at the empty seat usually filled by Hermione. The sight seemed to stiffen his resolve, and he nodded.
19. "Yeah, size is no guarantee of power," said George. "What do you mean?" said Harry. "You've never been on the receiving end...have you?"
20. "But whether James really did take off Snape's pants, Harry never found out."
21. Harry: "We've been at it for hours! If I could just rest!" Snape: "The dark lord isn't resting."
22. "He was on all fours again on Snape’s office floor."
23. "What did he do to you, Diddy?” Aunt Pentunia said in a quavering voice, now sponging sick from the front of Dudley's leather jacket. "Was it— was it you-know-what, darling? Did he use his thing?"
24. "Voldemort put a bit of himself in me?" Harry said thunderstruck.
25. "He pushed the door ajar and peered inside-- an a horrible scene met his eyes. Snape and Filch were inside, alone. Snape was holding his robes above his knees."

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