«Your marriage to Denise Richards, it was kind of like her Vietnam because she was constantly afraid of being killed by Charlie.» - Amy Schumer

«Charlie, if you're winning, this must not be the child custody hearing. Only time your kids get to see you is in re-runs. Charlie, don't you want to live to see their first 12 steps?» - Jeff Ross

«First off, Charlie, I'm 80-years-old. You're what, 47?" [Sheen: "46."] "Then how come we look like we went to high school together?» - William Shatner

«Despite all those years of abusing your lungs, your kidney, your liver, the only thing you've had removed are your kids.» - Kate Walsh

«Prostitutes cost a lot of money, Charlie. Hasn't anyone told you that actresses will sleep with you for free?» - William Shatner

«How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.» - Jon Lovitz

«I really think you and Emilio should do a follow up to 'Men and Work' and you can call it 'Men Who Don't Work Anymore.» - Seth MacFarlane

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