Calling Moe's Tavern

Bart Simpsons tulletelefoner til Moe er legendariske. Her er de fem beste.

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Over mange sesonger med Simpsons har Bart med ujevne mellomrom ringt Moe, og spurt etter bargjester med litt rare navn.

Barts oppringninger til Moe gjør at man husker sine egne barnestreker, fra den gangen telefoner ikke hadde nummerdisplay og man fant rektors nummer i katalogen. Det som likevel gjør dette langt morsommere enn noe man selv klarte å finne på, er Moes snerrende trusler når han innser at han har blitt lurt igjen.


Jacques Strap

Uh, Jock... Strap... Hey guys I'm looking for a Jock Strap.

Oh... wait a minute... Jock Strap... It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.

Seymour Butz

Hey, is there a Butz here? A Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!

Wait a minute... Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs with a corkscrew!

Mike Rotch

Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately?

Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick.

Bea O`Problem

Uh, Bea O'Problem? Bea O'Problem! Come on guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here?

It's you, isn't it! Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!

Amanda Huggenkiss

Amanda Hugginkiss? Hey, I'm lookin' fer Amanda Hugginkiss. Why can't I find Amanda Hugginkiss?

You little S.O.B. Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt!

PS: Barts oppringninger til Moe er basert på virkelige hendelser.

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